To the tune of I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
With apologies to...well...everyone
I'm dreaming of a white Pesach,
Just like the one in Exodus.
Where the matzah crunches,
And kinder search bunches
Of chairs for afikomen crust.
I'm dreaming of a white Pesach,
Read the haggadah as you lean.
Greet Elijah with "Shalom ale-cheem,"